Greeting
"Hiho Traveler."
Walking Away
"YOU RUDE $!@##&"
When Busy
"Nah, I am talking. Wait here."
job
I am a farmer and a cook.
cook
I try out old and new recipes. You can sell me all food you have.
recipe
I would love to try a banana-pie. But I lack the bananas. If you get me one, I will reward you.
time
Am I a clock or what?
help
Help yourself, I have not stolen my time.
monster
Are you afraid of monsters ... you baby?
dungeon
I have no time for your dungeon nonsense.
sewer
What about them? Do you live there?
god
I am a farmer, not a preacher.
king
I'm glad that we don't see many officials here.
obi
This little $&#@& has only #@$*# in his mind. One day I will put a #@$@ in his *@&&#@!
seymour
This joke of a man thinks he is sooo important.
dallheim
Uhm, fine guy I think.
cipfried
Our little monkey.
weapon
I'm not in the weapon business, but if you don't stop to harass me, I will put my hayfork in your &$&#$ and *$!&&*# it.
magic
I am magician in the kitchen.
spell
I know how to spell and i know how to spit, you little @!#&&. Wanna see?.
tibia
If I were you, I would stay here.
offer
I can offer you bread, cheese, ham, or meat.
food
Are you looking for food? I have bread, cheese, ham, and meat.
sell
I sell food of many kinds.
buy
I buy food of any kind. Since I am a great cook I need much of it.
sell fish
Go away with this stinking &*#@@!