Today's boosted creature: Vampire Monster Pedestal Box
NPCs
NPC
Brodrosch Brodrosch
What Brodrosch Says
Greeting "Welcome, Traveler! May Earth protect you, even whilst sailing!"
Farewell "Earth under your feet ... it's still better than lava."
Walking Away "Yeah, yeah, walk, it's cheaper."
When Busy "Shut up and wait like the rest, jawoll!"
job work
Look at my blackened beard? I'm the steamship captain!
name
I am Brodrosch Steamtrousers, son of the machine, of the Molten Rock.
tibia
Tibia? Just don't ask.
ship steamship
This is a great ship. Ha! It works without wind but with fire, and it travels not on the ocean but beneath the earth!
captain
Of course, I am the captain. But I am also a technomancer.
technomancer
Being a technomancer is a privilege few dwarfs have. We form earth and fire through powerful technology into tools. Also, we are great inventors.
inventors inventions
Yes. There could have been thousands of our inventions, if they wouldn't explode all the time...
sell buy
This is not a shop, damn it!
kazordoon
Hey, we ARE at Kazordoon! Must be the cavemadness...
beer
Sometimes being drunk means seeing two rivers. I survive by steering right between them.
dwarf
Deep inside, we're all dwarfs.
gurbasch
Ah, my brother in Cormaya. He can take you back.